In the shower I become a self proclaimed philosopher. Ideas just seem to flood into my head. Is it possible that showers make me become more intelligent? Perhaps.
So this week I am dedicating my blog to shower thoughts. I've compiled a list of shower thoughts that you may also have thought about or find interesting.(These are not all my thoughts, they come from fellow my philosophers while in the shower.)
1. A "buttload" of underwear is just one pair.
2. Bathtubs are the reverse of boats.
3. If your shirt isn't tucked in into your pants then your pants are tucked in into your shirt.
4. If humans could fly then we would consider it exercise and never do it.
5. My right elbow has never been touched by my right hand.
6. Technically we are all half centaur.
7. The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a Grammar Nazi.
8. Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed potatoes.
9. In the word "scent" is the "s" or "c" silent?
10. Before falling asleep you must pretend you are asleep.
How do you come up with these thoughts?
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, this is killing me. I just read these out loud to my Sports Medicine class.
ReplyDeleteThis is genius.
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ReplyDeleteI am dying laughing. You are one clever boy.
ReplyDeletewow this is mind blowing.
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